Britney's Better with Bacon

Everything's better with bacon, right?

So every time I hear this song, which is probably more often than I should admit, I sing my own bacon lyrics because singing about bacon is fun.

Superstar!
Where you from, how's it going?
I know you,
gotta clue, what you're doing?
You can play brand new to all the sammies out here,
But I know what you are, what you are, baby.

Look at you
gettin' more than just a re-up.
Baby, you
got all the puppets with their strings up.
Frontin’ like a good one, but I call 'em like I see 'em.
I know what you are, what you are, baby.

Baconizer, Baconizer!
You're a baconizer!
Oh baconizer, Oh you're a baconizer, baby!
You, you, you are
You, you, you are
Baconizer, baconizer, baconizer!

Hey, don't try to front
I, I know just-just what you are, are, are (x2)

(You) You got me going!
(You) You're oh so charming!
(You) But I can't do it!
(You) Baconizer!

Hey, don't try to front
I, I know just-just what you are, are, are (x2)

(You) You say I'm crazy!
(You) I got you crazy!
(You) Your nothing but a
(You) baconizer!

Daddy-O,
you got the swagger of a champion.
Too bad for you
just can't find the right companion.
I guess when you have one too many, makes it hard.
It could be easy, who you are, that's just who you are baby.

Lollipop,
must mistake me as a sucker.
To think that I
would be a vegetarian.
Say it, play it how you wanna
But no way I'm ever gonna pass on you, never you, baby.

Baconizer, Baconizer!
You're a baconizer,
Oh baconizer, Oh you're a baconizer, baby!
You, you, you are
You, you, you are
Baconizer, baconizer, baconizer!

Hey, don't try to front
I, I know just-just what you are, are, are (x2)

(You) You got me going!
(You) You're oh so charming!
(You) But I can't do it!
(You) Baconizer!

Hey, don't try to front
I, I know just-just what you are, are, are (x2)

(You) You say I'm crazy!
(You) I got you crazy!
(You) Your nothing but a
(You) Baconizer!

Maybe if we both lived in a different world
it would be all good, and maybe I’d resist you.
But I can't 'cause we don't.

Baconizer, Baconizer!
You're a baconizer,
Oh baconizer, Oh you're a baconizer, baby!
You, you, you are
You, you, you are
Baconizer, baconizer, baconizer!

Hey, don't try to front
I, I know just-just what you are, are, are (x2)

(You) You got me going!
(You) You're oh so charming!
(You) But I can't do it!
(You) Baconizer!

Hey, don't try to front
I, I know just-just what you are, are, are (x2)

(You) You say I'm crazy!
(You) I got you crazy!
(You) Your nothing but a
(You) Baconizer!

Boy, don't try to front
I, I know just-just what you are, are, are (x2)
Baconizer, Baconizer
You're a baconizer,
Oh baconizer, Oh you're a baconizer, baby!